God, do they represent you?

They say God is everywhere (omnipresent), but they frown when I ask: "Why bother trying to get to heaven, since God is also in hell?"

I guess "everywhere" does not really mean "everywhere", but "everywhere that is good".

They claim their holy book is God's words dictated to men and transcribed verbatim. They proclaimed that "God had no beginning, and God has no ending", but they look at me with raised eyebrows when I ask about a verse from their holy book that reads "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending".

I guess "beginning" and "ending" means "no beginning" and "no ending".

They each claim that their God is the creator of the universe, but will not admit that they are referring to the same God.

I guess they each have their own "universe", and hence their own God.

Is there any wonder I prefer to look for God on my own?